Cricket Enthusiasts Gifts

Cricket Widows Rule

Audience wearing head gear "I see Botham's batting again"

"These are England's bowlers for the next test."

'Sound like another unfair dismissal.'

IPL, cricket and money.

"It's embarrassing to have a head of state who barracks for the England cricket team."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

Alternative fielding positions

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

Cricket Accidents.

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

'...I don't like your chances!'

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Cricket widow's revenge 2

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

The world's first exploding cricket box...

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

Cricketer's funeral

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

Complaining cricket wives

'Bloody Cheek, that Gayle fellow criticising test cricket.'

Cricketer has the birds on his heels.

Cricketer goes for marriage guidance

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.