Cricket Fanatics Gifts

"Remember when streakers were amateurs."

"...another eight inches and it would have been a six."

'I heard a rumour that Age Concern may stump up some sponsorship.'

'How come every time there's a big cricket match on, your granny wants you to take her to the doctor?' - 'Do you think she's faking it?'

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

Bizarre score cards, number 9

'Wake up. It's twenty to two.'

I like the Jets...I guess

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

Alternative fielding positions

Cricket Accidents.

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'...I don't like your chances!'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

Cricket widow's revenge 2

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

The best goalie in the world!

The Harper Plays Cricket.

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'