Cricket Fanatics Pillows

"Remember when streakers were amateurs."

"...another eight inches and it would have been a six."

'I heard a rumour that Age Concern may stump up some sponsorship.'

'How come every time there's a big cricket match on, your granny wants you to take her to the doctor?' - 'Do you think she's faking it?'

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

Bizarre score cards, number 9

'Wake up. It's twenty to two.'

I like the Jets...I guess

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

Alternative fielding positions

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

Cricket Accidents.

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

'...I don't like your chances!'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

The Harper Plays Cricket.

The best goalie in the world!

Cricket widow's revenge 2

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'