Cricket Enthusiast Gifts

Well look, I'm afraid I really must run...

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

"Underarm! Underarm!"

"What a wonderful view, dear...from up here you can see five different cricket matches!"

'You call that an essay on cricket? It's only half a page.'

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

Cricket.

Cricketer drops his glass as it slips through his fingers.

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

"Typical of a woman, hammering in with the blade of a bat instead of the handle."

"...it's now 15 days since I persuaded Mary to swim off in search of the latest test score."

Bowled out on extra wickets.

"Don't wake him, he's listening to the cricket."

Cricketer goes for marriage guidance

Long suffering cricket wife

The world's first exploding cricket box...

'Remember - no short deliveries.'

"Jean's going through another one of her aggresive phases."

'How Sir Isaac Newton discovered swing bowling'

England Cricket Team - Short Stay Car Park.

One more over, before it gets too dark.

"Of course it's nothing to do with match rigging. I thought it was woodworm."

"How could she do it, the poor groundsman's spent months getting this wicket right."

'He's signalling to the pavilion...He seems to want something...I can't tell what...'

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

'The Ploughman's Lunch Box.'

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

'I've discovered if I shine the nose up on just one side I get a bit of swing.'

Its supposed to be CRICKET, the football season is over!

Statue in memory of Lascelles clutching groin stating 'Inventor of the cricket box'

Photo 'The perfect England team' all present are Ian Botham

Curate and vicar talking about W. G. Grace.

Bowled out.

"You will meet a tall, dark stranger...then you'll rember it's your husband!"