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Well look, I'm afraid I really must run...

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

"Underarm! Underarm!"

"What a wonderful view, dear...from up here you can see five different cricket matches!"

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

'You call that an essay on cricket? It's only half a page.'

Cricket.

Cricketer drops his glass as it slips through his fingers.

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

Bowled out on extra wickets.

"Don't wake him, he's listening to the cricket."

"Typical of a woman, hammering in with the blade of a bat instead of the handle."

Ian Botham

"...it's now 15 days since I persuaded Mary to swim off in search of the latest test score."

Long suffering cricket wife

Cricketer goes for marriage guidance

"Jean's going through another one of her aggresive phases."

England Cricket Team - Short Stay Car Park.

"Of course it's nothing to do with match rigging. I thought it was woodworm."

One more over, before it gets too dark.

Alastair Cook

'Remember - no short deliveries.'

The world's first exploding cricket box...

Alex Stewart

'How Sir Isaac Newton discovered swing bowling'

'The Ploughman's Lunch Box.'

Lucy Mildmay: 'By the way-a-are they playing 'Rugby' or 'Association'?'

Bowler: 'How's that?' Umpire: 'Wasn't looking. But if 'e does it again 'e's out!'

'The MCC picks the team for Australia' via a lucky dip

'Cricket Hits - By Dumb-Crambo, off his own bat.'

Its supposed to be CRICKET, the football season is over!

'Cricket - Drawn with a stump by Dumb-Crambo Junior.'

The bowlers day-dream

"Lucky devil, he's listening to the live Test Match commentary from Australia."

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'