Cricket Fanatic Gifts

'...and once again we have interruption of play caused by movement behind the bowler's arm.'

W. G. Grace

'Cricket Hits - By Dumb-Crambo, off his own bat.'

New Umpire Signals

Heaven is where bad light and rain never stop play and a match never ends in a draw.

'How to handle a fast bowler' batsman shouts 'Your flies are open'

Cartoon on Sachin Tendulkar's comparison to Don Bradman

Because the bowler had his back turned the umpire couldn't be sure the ball was being tampered with.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

Miniature cricket pitch.

How to handle spin

Barmy army

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

Cricketer hitting ball out of TV.

"...and he's really running well between the wickets..."

'I'm sure that last ball was lbw.'

Cricket umpire with bails in ears.

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

'It's the spirit of the game that matters...we bat, we bowl, they lose.'

Cricket widow's revenge 2

Charles Darwin - evolution of the species. . . at the cricket.

'Stop doing that every time we cross!'

How could I forget the day we met...

'Nothing like the sound of leather on wood, eh? Eh?'

'I always dream about cricket, all night every night.'

"Bad luck old man - that car is the umpire's new pride and joy!"

"Howzat"

'Twenty20 is going to destroy the game as we know it.'

Fielder being carried away on stretcher, team mate sympathetically says 'Well held, Tony'

'And Wilmot doesn't seem too happy about the umpire's decision'

Cricket supporter on a desert island with puppets

'The highest score ever recorded' gory fictional battle between father and son

'You've got some cheek. Your middle order collapsed years ago.'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'