India Cricket Fan Gifts

Kapil Dev

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

Alternative fielding positions

Cricket Accidents.

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

'...I don't like your chances!'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Cricket widow's revenge 2

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

The world's first exploding cricket box...

Complaining cricket wives

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

Cricketer has the birds on his heels.

'Bloody Cheek, that Gayle fellow criticising test cricket.'

Cricketer's funeral

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

Cricketer goes for marriage guidance

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

Some Cricket Novelties.

Bat out of Hell