Stadium Visitor Pillows

Arena. Game tonight. I'm thankful life is not a game. I like being in win-win situations.

Sports area vendors.

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Beer Order

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Official Team Cap With Beard

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Football supporters.

Football player has head instead of ball.

Fan-Centric Stadium

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

A Not So Grand Slam.

Football fans in corona times

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"