Stadium Lover Mugs

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

A baseball game is played in an ancient Roman arena; the emperor gives a thumbs-down signal, declaring a player to be out of the game

'I applied for 80,000 tickets in the ballot.'

Welcome to the condome - funded by the acme prophylactic co.

'An off-white entertainment giant that's been in and out of favour with the public - what better place for Jacko's comeback?'

'Why can't we have a simple warning track like every other team?!'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

Beer Order

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

Official Team Cap With Beard

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Baseball Dreams

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Football supporters.

Football player has head instead of ball.

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

Fan-Centric Stadium

'No, no, no...kick the ball into touch! The ball!'

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

Football fans in corona times

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

I told you you weren't allowed to stretch before the seventh inning. Security.

Football Stadium

He said nothing about being cremated before his remains were scattered on the pitch.

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!