Stadium Regular Gifts

A typical Newcastle fan.

'Here's one pound. There's only one team worth watching.'

'Looks like a fly ball that went afoul.'

"What sports fan are you?"

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"

"An own-goal and a rebound penalty, huh!"

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

Football supporters.

Freestyling.

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

'Do you think he'll win the second race?'

Football Stadium

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

'I like the look of that Trojan Boy.'

Football drummer

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

'Your wife borrowed the car.'

'So you've won a few races: I still don't think you need worry about the paparazzi!'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

Soccer Fans.

'Lost again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

A baseball game is played in an ancient Roman arena; the emperor gives a thumbs-down signal, declaring a player to be out of the game

Competitive Horse at the Racetracks.

Sports area vendors.

'A puff of cloud! Quick, close our expensive new roof!'

'If you want to play in this league, Wilson, you've got to learn to play with pain!'

"I like the look of this steamer in the 2.30."

'Come on, let me win today: It's my jockey's birthday!'

'It gives me great pleasure in presenting you with the jockey of the year award.'