Stadium Regular Pillows

A typical Newcastle fan.

'Here's one pound. There's only one team worth watching.'

'Looks like a fly ball that went afoul.'

"What sports fan are you?"

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"

"An own-goal and a rebound penalty, huh!"

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

Football supporters.

Freestyling.

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

'Do you think he'll win the second race?'

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

Football Stadium

Football drummer

George Best

'I like the look of that Trojan Boy.'

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

Soccer Fans.

'Your wife borrowed the car.'

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

'Lost again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

'So you've won a few races: I still don't think you need worry about the paparazzi!'

A baseball game is played in an ancient Roman arena; the emperor gives a thumbs-down signal, declaring a player to be out of the game

Competitive Horse at the Racetracks.

Sports area vendors.

'A puff of cloud! Quick, close our expensive new roof!'

'If you want to play in this league, Wilson, you've got to learn to play with pain!'

'Why can't we have a simple warning track like every other team?!'