Stadium Stalwart Pillows

"You know, if it wasn't for the players, we'd have a good team."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Fan-Centric Stadium

Football drummer

Justice for a heckler.

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

George Best

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

Soccer Fans.

A baseball game is played in an ancient Roman arena; the emperor gives a thumbs-down signal, declaring a player to be out of the game

"Edgar, you've been retired for three years now. Why don't you loosen your tie?"

Horse Muzzles

'Structural strength test? Next door!'

'I'm always on the edge of my Twickenham seat...I can't afford the full business debenture rate.'

Cricket.

'If you want to play in this league, Wilson, you've got to learn to play with pain!'

A typical Newcastle fan.

'These oxygen tanks go with your tickets. Where you're sitting, you'll need them.'

"What sports fan are you?"

'An off-white entertainment giant that's been in and out of favour with the public - what better place for Jacko's comeback?'

'Why can't we have a simple warning track like every other team?!'

Loudspeaker announces fans' derogatory chant.

No More Waiting Around

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"

I didn't think I would, but I miss being booed.

Stadium. Food. Beer. In a fan vote, pizza was chosen as the favorite food this season. Ah, so the hot dog is make a concession speech!