Stadium Stalwart Pillows

"You know, if it wasn't for the players, we'd have a good team."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Fan-Centric Stadium

Football drummer

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

Justice for a heckler.

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

A baseball game is played in an ancient Roman arena; the emperor gives a thumbs-down signal, declaring a player to be out of the game

Soccer Fans.

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

"Edgar, you've been retired for three years now. Why don't you loosen your tie?"

Horse Muzzles

Cricket.

'I'm always on the edge of my Twickenham seat...I can't afford the full business debenture rate.'

'Structural strength test? Next door!'

'If you want to play in this league, Wilson, you've got to learn to play with pain!'

A typical Newcastle fan.

'Why can't we have a simple warning track like every other team?!'

"What sports fan are you?"

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"

'These oxygen tanks go with your tickets. Where you're sitting, you'll need them.'

Wages of footballer.

Loudspeaker announces fans' derogatory chant.