Stadium Staple Pillows

Cricket.

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

A man cheers

Beer Order

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Football supporters.

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

Football Stadium

Football drummer

'Since our stadium was built with taxpayer support, I regret to inform you that all incentive and signing bonuses must be returned.'

At least Sunday is still a holy day.

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

"So then the boss said - 'The way you've been playing lately, next week I'm putting you in a new position'."

'These things always taste better at the ballpark.'

'Ssssssh! There it is again. Hear that? It sounds like a muffled scream.'

'Can you turn the game on? I need to know when halftime is over, so I can get back to play.'

'Two beef and pork by-products and a turkey dog, please!'

"There's nothing like ballpark sushi."

"Your husband has been diagnosed with 'football fever.' It's a common illness this time of year."

Wages of footballer.

'Run for it, Vince! They've got us on the jumbotron!!'

'Leftovers...! Leftovers!'

Football today

"You know, if it wasn't for the players, we'd have a good team."

'We lost everything - hot dogs, popcorn, game programs, an order of nachos. Got out of our seats with just the clothes on our backs, but we're both OK, and that's what matters most.'

MLB Teams Capatalize on Longer Games Caused by Appeals.