Stadium Staple Gifts

Cricket.

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

A man cheers

Beer Order

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

This is great, Ernie, there's a pennant race and the ballpark is packed every day! The food selection here is unmatched anywhere! Today I've already had nachos, a bit of hot dog and some ice cream! Coming here always makes me queasy! Oh, the foods too much for you? No, I just get nervous in a place where the term "sacrifice fly" is used!

Football supporters.

"They'd sold out of #1's."

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

'Since our stadium was built with taxpayer support, I regret to inform you that all incentive and signing bonuses must be returned.'

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

Football Stadium

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

George Best

At least Sunday is still a holy day.

Football drummer

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

'These things always taste better at the ballpark.'

"So then the boss said - 'The way you've been playing lately, next week I'm putting you in a new position'."

'Ssssssh! There it is again. Hear that? It sounds like a muffled scream.'

Beer Burgers Pizza. Field Level Seats. The stadium is limited to twenty percent of capacity. But somehow there's still a long line here.

"There's nothing like ballpark sushi."

'Two beef and pork by-products and a turkey dog, please!'

'Can you turn the game on? I need to know when halftime is over, so I can get back to play.'

"Your husband has been diagnosed with 'football fever.' It's a common illness this time of year."

Wages of footballer.

'Leftovers...! Leftovers!'

'Run for it, Vince! They've got us on the jumbotron!!'

Football today

"You know, if it wasn't for the players, we'd have a good team."

World Cup Kick-off Countdown.

Bomb disguised as football thrown onto the pitch.

'Your ball park mustard, Sir.'