Stadium Snackers Gifts

At least Sunday is still a holy day.

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Beer Order

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

"Do you want fries with that?"

Pierre was full of himself.

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

Out to Scrunch.

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

'These things always taste better at the ballpark.'

You really gorge yourself on sports. THEY score and YOU take a victory lap through the kitchen.!

'Drop the can opener!'

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'

'Two beef and pork by-products and a turkey dog, please!'

'We'll take three of the big bags... oh boy! This stuff always tastes better at the ballpark!'

Be aware of what your food is up to: protect yourself against snack attacks.

"Banana! Banana! My energy break!"

"There's nothing like ballpark sushi."

Football today

'Congratulations. You're the world's first exercycle potato.'

'Leftovers...! Leftovers!'

Burger Discus

"I'm warning you! One step closer and I'll scream!"

'Your ball park mustard, Sir.'

Another football season comes to an end.