Stadium Muncher Gifts

'Leftovers...! Leftovers!'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

Beer Order

This is great, Ernie, there's a pennant race and the ballpark is packed every day! The food selection here is unmatched anywhere! Today I've already had nachos, a bit of hot dog and some ice cream! Coming here always makes me queasy! Oh, the foods too much for you? No, I just get nervous in a place where the term "sacrifice fly" is used!

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"They'd sold out of #1's."

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

'He does what he wants - I blame that new manager, Mourinho!'

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

Finish line extended 20 miles.

'According to my count, he sticked 23, gloved 18 and ate 5.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

At least Sunday is still a holy day.

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

"They're sound bites."

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

'These things always taste better at the ballpark.'

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

Theater Usher Moms.

"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

Beer Burgers Pizza. Field Level Seats. The stadium is limited to twenty percent of capacity. But somehow there's still a long line here.

"There's nothing like ballpark sushi."

"I can't...I mustn't...I shouldn't...I needn't....but I will."

'Two beef and pork by-products and a turkey dog, please!'

Motivation

A football fan chews a football as his team concedes.

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'