Stadium Muncher T-Shirts

'Leftovers...! Leftovers!'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Beer Order

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

Finish line extended 20 miles.

'According to my count, he sticked 23, gloved 18 and ate 5.'

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

Pizza and Related Searches.

At least Sunday is still a holy day.

"They're sound bites."

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

'These things always taste better at the ballpark.'

A football fan chews a football as his team concedes.

Motivation

"There's nothing like ballpark sushi."

'Two beef and pork by-products and a turkey dog, please!'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.