Modern Muncher T-Shirts

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

"I don't have time for a TV dinner. I'll just grab a cell phone snack!"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Full English Breakfast.

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

Alphabet soup

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'I've spent a fortune wining and dining you today Julie and now you tell me you love Picasso!'

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

Munch Master.

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

"They're sound bites."

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

Theater Usher Moms.

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

Meditation Munchies

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."