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Alphabet soup

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

'Your manuscript was delicious.'

'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

"They're sound bites."

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

'Let me have 20% fat, 40% carbohydrate, 40% protein and a cup of tea,'

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

Motivation

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

'Whoa! Our waiter's online and you should see what he's saying about your tip!'

"Since when can this company afford bagels?"

"Yeah, it's so much better than the Jung-and-Run over on 7th."

Man eating 'after work mints'

'Let's get these bite-size snacks to have with our bite-size news.'

"It appears it's middle was licked out."

'Perhaps one of you gentlemen would mind telling me just what it is outside the window that you find so attractive?'

'I'm highly motivated to diet. Unfortunately I'm more motivated to eat.'