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"Yeah, it's so much better than the Jung-and-Run over on 7th."

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

"You complete me."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

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"They're sound bites."

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"Cemetery Pie"

'Don't rush me. I'm adding up the calories!'

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'I saw my trainer eating here, and that's good enough for me.'

"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

"I hate how we stigmatize eating by calling it a feeding frenzy."

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"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

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"So … ribs for lunch?"