Ironic Muncher T-Shirts

'I saw my trainer eating here, and that's good enough for me.'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"You complete me."

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

Babies who Lunch.

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.'

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"

"I'm trying to eat more vegetarians."

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

'Two more strawberry creams and that's my ' five a day' taken care of....'

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

"Cemetery Pie"

A well-balanced meal to a kid is a candy bar in each hand.

Meditation Munchies

"I hate how we stigmatize eating by calling it a feeding frenzy."

Al's Health Spa: You are what you eat.

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

Food-Snob Fear Factor

'Diet!...Diet!...Diet!...'

'I'd like the low-cal enchiladas, the low-sodium corn chips, and the diet margarita.'

Motivation

'Of course on this new diet, I only count the calories of the food I eat whilst other people are in the room.'

Actually, it's healthier to eat smaller meals more often throughout the day.

"Animal Liberation by Peter Singer"

"So … ribs for lunch?"