Cheerful Muncher T-Shirts

'With a grin like that you can't be sticking to your diet'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Alphabet soup

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"You complete me."

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

Babies who Lunch.

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

"Cemetery Pie"

'I saw my trainer eating here, and that's good enough for me.'

Cake!

"I hate how we stigmatize eating by calling it a feeding frenzy."

Meditation Munchies

"Animal Liberation by Peter Singer"

Motivation

"So … ribs for lunch?"

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

Al's Health Spa: You are what you eat.

'Of course on this new diet, I only count the calories of the food I eat whilst other people are in the room.'

'Diet!...Diet!...Diet!...'

'Wait! Wash my dentures first.'

'I'd like the low-cal enchiladas, the low-sodium corn chips, and the diet margarita.'

Man fishing and eating potato chips Title: 'Fish and Chips'

'I'm on a diet -- I only eat illusory things.'