Cheerful Chomper T-Shirts

'Wait! Wash my dentures first.'

We'll have Manhattans...

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

Robin Hoods' Band. Member Auditions Today. Happy, Sleepy, Grumpy, Sneezy and Dopey are all fine qualities. But I'm leaning more towards "Merry".

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Bunny Island!'

Way too much anthropomorphising

"Wine not?"

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

"I'm feeling generous."

'In this practice we like to have the best of the old with the best of the new.'

"For the next Christmas party pot luck, let's skip the finger foods."

'I'm one year older and I should know better, but there are times all I want to do is tear into a new pair of slippers.'

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

"Good morning, world!"

'But toothache is the worst!'

Thoughtful kiddies' midnight snacks overtax my bulging slacks … The load I haul back to my shack is bigger than the one I packed.

If I were a cat, I'd give you my last kipper

"What do I bring to the company? I'm relentlessly cheerful and able to handle pressure."

'Time's up, chuckles.'

OUT of ORDER

Wine and Stripes

'I'm sorry, Miller, but we have to let you go. Your relentless 'can-do' optimism is driving us all nuts.' 'I'm bowled over! Thanks for this exciting new opportunity, chief!' 'You're welcome. I'm sure you'll make us all very proud of you.'

"I like you - you're so bubbly!"

'With a grin like that you can't be sticking to your diet'

'Hi, I'm Donald and I have been too enthusiastic for forty years.'

Clancy: Happy Hour's Over

I survived the Covid Pandemic Walk-A-Thon

Man in a red jumper

Christmas Tree Hat

You know what sounds good right now? Chips.

"Oh cheer up - it might never happen..!"