Cheerful Chomper Mugs

'Wait! Wash my dentures first.'

We'll have Manhattans...

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

Way too much anthropomorphising

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Bunny Island!'

"Wine not?"

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

"For the next Christmas party pot luck, let's skip the finger foods."

"I'm feeling generous."

'In this practice we like to have the best of the old with the best of the new.'

'I'm one year older and I should know better, but there are times all I want to do is tear into a new pair of slippers.'

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

If I were a cat, I'd give you my last kipper

"Good morning, world!"

'But toothache is the worst!'

OUT of ORDER

'Time's up, chuckles.'

"What do I bring to the company? I'm relentlessly cheerful and able to handle pressure."

Wine and Stripes

'Hi, I'm Donald and I have been too enthusiastic for forty years.'

'With a grin like that you can't be sticking to your diet'

'I'm sorry, Miller, but we have to let you go. Your relentless 'can-do' optimism is driving us all nuts.' 'I'm bowled over! Thanks for this exciting new opportunity, chief!' 'You're welcome. I'm sure you'll make us all very proud of you.'

"I like you - you're so bubbly!"

Clancy: Happy Hour's Over

I survived the Covid Pandemic Walk-A-Thon

Man in a red jumper

Christmas Tree Hat

"Oh cheer up - it might never happen..!"

'Yuk. That's been in an animal's mouth.'