Cheerful Muncher Pillows

'With a grin like that you can't be sticking to your diet'

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

Alphabet soup

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

"You complete me."

Babies who Lunch.

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

"Cemetery Pie"

'I saw my trainer eating here, and that's good enough for me.'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

Cake!

"I hate how we stigmatize eating by calling it a feeding frenzy."

Meditation Munchies

'Diet!...Diet!...Diet!...'

Man fishing and eating potato chips Title: 'Fish and Chips'

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

Al's Health Spa: You are what you eat.

Thoughtful kiddies' midnight snacks overtax my bulging slacks … The load I haul back to my shack is bigger than the one I packed.

"So … ribs for lunch?"

'I'm on a diet -- I only eat illusory things.'

Motivation

"Animal Liberation by Peter Singer"

'I'd like the low-cal enchiladas, the low-sodium corn chips, and the diet margarita.'

Actually, it's healthier to eat smaller meals more often throughout the day.

'Of course on this new diet, I only count the calories of the food I eat whilst other people are in the room.'