Mental Muncher Gifts

"Yeah, it's so much better than the Jung-and-Run over on 7th."

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

"You complete me."

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

"They're sound bites."

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

Pizza and Related Searches.

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

'Don't rush me. I'm adding up the calories!'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

"Cemetery Pie"

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'I saw my trainer eating here, and that's good enough for me.'

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

Meditation Munchies

"I hate how we stigmatize eating by calling it a feeding frenzy."

'Diet!...Diet!...Diet!...'

Al's Health Spa: You are what you eat.

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

"So … ribs for lunch?"