Motivated Muncher Gifts

'I'm highly motivated to diet. Unfortunately I'm more motivated to eat.'

'I keep my diet book in the refrigerator for added motivation.'

Motivation

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Full English Breakfast.

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Alphabet soup

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

Munch Master.

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

'I saw my trainer eating here, and that's good enough for me.'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

"I hate how we stigmatize eating by calling it a feeding frenzy."

Meditation Munchies

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

'Diet!...Diet!...Diet!...'

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

Al's Health Spa: You are what you eat.

Actually, it's healthier to eat smaller meals more often throughout the day.

'Of course on this new diet, I only count the calories of the food I eat whilst other people are in the room.'