Meditation Muncher Gifts

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

Pizza and Related Searches.

"They're sound bites."

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

"As far as I can tell, meditation is just worrying minus the content."

'Don't rush me. I'm adding up the calories!'

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

Bob had trouble connecting with nature, whereas nature seemed to have no trouble at all connecting with Bob.

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

"I hate how we stigmatize eating by calling it a feeding frenzy."

Meditation Munchies

'Diet!...Diet!...Diet!...'

"I can't...I mustn't...I shouldn't...I needn't....but I will."

'I'm on a diet -- I only eat illusory things.'

Al's Health Spa: You are what you eat.

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

Motivation