Meditative Munchies Lover Gifts

Meditation Munchies

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Zenemies.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'What are you eating now?'

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

'Have you been working out?'

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court).

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

Yogi back in 5.

Working from OM.

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

"But doc, I can't understand what my body is telling me. It's mouth is always full!"

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

"Always eat your broccoli."

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."