Meditative Munchies Lover Pillows

Meditation Munchies

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Zenemies.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'What are you eating now?'

'Have you been working out?'

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court).

Yogi back in 5.

Working from OM.

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"Always eat your broccoli."

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

"I'm here to warn you, do not eat both slices of cake – you're going to want one tomorrow."

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

"I'll get the onion soup... it's the only thing on the menu that I don't know why it's bad for me!"

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

"But doc, I can't understand what my body is telling me. It's mouth is always full!"