Mindfulness Junkie Pillows

"I'll enlighten you in a minute, but first, these messages...."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Work/Life Balance

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Yoga.

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

A child interrupting family prayers

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

The power of now

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Guru.

Burnout Syndrome...

"Is this who I am?"

'Want to make it two out of three?'

When Buddha came to nirvana.

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

"How long have I had what problem?"

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

How to recover from a bad day

Only Clowns

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

Therapist School