Mindfulness Junkie T-Shirts

"I'll enlighten you in a minute, but first, these messages...."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Work/Life Balance

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Yoga.

'How about we just sit here a while to regulate the gaps in our service?..'

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

A child interrupting family prayers

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

The power of now

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

Burnout Syndrome...

"Is this who I am?"

'Want to make it two out of three?'

Guru.

"How long have I had what problem?"

How to recover from a bad day

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

Only Clowns

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

"Did you unpack your baggage yourself?"

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'