Mindfulness Maniac T-Shirts

"You say no one pays attention to you. Why do you think that... oh, wait, I need to take this."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Work/Life Balance

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"The goal is to hate yourself."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Yoga.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'How about we just sit here a while to regulate the gaps in our service?..'

A child interrupting family prayers

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

The power of now

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Guru.

Burnout Syndrome...

'Want to make it two out of three?'

"Is this who I am?"

Gene Therapy

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

Only Clowns

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"How long have I had what problem?"

How to recover from a bad day

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

"Did you unpack your baggage yourself?"