Mindfulness Maniac Mugs

"You say no one pays attention to you. Why do you think that... oh, wait, I need to take this."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Work/Life Balance

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Yoga.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

A child interrupting family prayers

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

The power of now

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

Burnout Syndrome...

'Want to make it two out of three?'

Guru.

"Is this who I am?"

Gene Therapy

How to recover from a bad day

Only Clowns

"How long have I had what problem?"

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

When Buddha came to nirvana.

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'