Mindfulness Maniacs Mugs

A child interrupting family prayers

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Work/Life Balance

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"Try thinking about something else."

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Yoga.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'How about we just sit here a while to regulate the gaps in our service?..'

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

The power of now

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

Burnout Syndrome...

'Want to make it two out of three?'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

Only Clowns

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"How long have I had what problem?"

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

How to recover from a bad day

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

"Did you unpack your baggage yourself?"

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

'With proper meditation, you can get bark and bite in harmony.'