Mindfulness Maverick Mugs

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

'A sure-win radio talk show. People phone in with questions on existence and reality, and you respond with total silence.'

''Go with the flow' may be a bad way to put it.'

Conciousness-Lowering Encounter Group

'I don't care if this is your 'happy place.' You're double-parked.'

"You chant for inner peace. I'm chanting for a development deal."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"What? Oh great! - You bozos made me forget what I was meditating about!"

'Mr Hastings can't come to the phone right now. He's meditating.'

Jack would later be charged with premeditated murder.

'Darn! - Don't you hate it when you forget what you were meditating about?'

Where your mind & battle are los

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Thinking Gears

Work/Life Balance

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

Surfing the daily stress

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Fight or Flight

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"The goal is to hate yourself."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

Yoga.

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

A child interrupting family prayers

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"