Mind Maverick Mugs

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Employee won't think about work outside of box

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

Guitar Man.

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

"The only good news this year, gentlemen, is our massive bonuses."

Gene Therapy

Popera!

Stealing thoughts.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

"Looks like he's coming around to our way of thinking."

Thinking.

Santa Metal Claus

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

'We're not interested in loyalty,but we do value obedience.'

Hacksaw Violin.

'Knock it off. That's just the kind of backward thinking I was talking about.'

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"He's right, but he didn't have to rub our faces in it."

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"Why am I a nurse? In my former lives I was a mind-reader, a juggler and a scribe."

Colin had finished the 'One Minute Manager' and was now practising the 3467 minute tea break.

"who knows, Perkins maybe one day in the far future we'll be bullying each other in addictive artificial environments..."

"His latest management book was all about controlling the mind...and how you could teach it to construct a new reality..."

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity