Meditative Muncher Pillows

Fat Buddhist contemplating eating the dove of peace.

'You know, sometime we ought to make gruel SMOOTHIES.'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'What are you eating now?'

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court).

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

"I'll get the onion soup... it's the only thing on the menu that I don't know why it's bad for me!"

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

"They're sound bites."

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

"But doc, I can't understand what my body is telling me. It's mouth is always full!"

"Always eat your broccoli."

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

"I'm here to warn you, do not eat both slices of cake – you're going to want one tomorrow."

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

'What I meditate on is we have rice and tea for lunch, and in the west they have burgers, fries and shakes.'

"Cemetery Pie"

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'