Moralist Muncher Pillows

Cruncho Cereal with moral fiber.

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

'I saw my trainer eating here, and that's good enough for me.'

"Cemetery Pie"

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

"I hate how we stigmatize eating by calling it a feeding frenzy."

Meditation Munchies

'Diet!...Diet!...Diet!...'

Motivation

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

Al's Health Spa: You are what you eat.

"So … ribs for lunch?"

'I'm on a diet -- I only eat illusory things.'

"Animal Liberation by Peter Singer"

'I'd like the low-cal enchiladas, the low-sodium corn chips, and the diet margarita.'

'Of course on this new diet, I only count the calories of the food I eat whilst other people are in the room.'

"I'm starting my diet today."

"To truly reap the meditative benefits of lockdown baking, you have to mindfully eat it all afterwards."

"It appears it's middle was licked out."