Mythology Muncher Pillows

'It's Adam, we've run into a terrible dandruff problem.'

Alphabet soup

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

"Cemetery Pie"

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

Motivation

Vegan Voldemort

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

"Yeah, it's so much better than the Jung-and-Run over on 7th."

'It's one of your five a day.'

"It appears it's middle was licked out."

"Since when can this company afford bagels?"

Naughty Food

'I'm highly motivated to diet. Unfortunately I'm more motivated to eat.'