Legendary Muncher Pillows

'Stop calling us monsters already. We're comfort eaters!'

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Alphabet soup

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'I've spent a fortune wining and dining you today Julie and now you tell me you love Picasso!'

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

'I saw my trainer eating here, and that's good enough for me.'

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

Theater Usher Moms.

"Cemetery Pie"

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

Vegan Voldemort

Motivation

Man fishing and eating potato chips Title: 'Fish and Chips'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

"Since when can this company afford bagels?"

Our menu is legendary. Really? Do you serve leg of Sasquatch? That's my favorite legend! Menu.

"It appears it's middle was licked out."

'It's one of your five a day.'

Yes, I know it's only been three hours - I'm a fast faster!

'I'm highly motivated to diet. Unfortunately I'm more motivated to eat.'

Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back