Monster Muncher Pillows

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

'Stop calling us monsters already. We're comfort eaters!'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

'Let me have 20% fat, 40% carbohydrate, 40% protein and a cup of tea,'

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

"Cemetery Pie"

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

Motivation

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

'Whoa! Our waiter's online and you should see what he's saying about your tip!'

Man eating 'after work mints'

Naughty Food

Our menu is legendary. Really? Do you serve leg of Sasquatch? That's my favorite legend! Menu.

"Yeah, it's so much better than the Jung-and-Run over on 7th."

"It appears it's middle was licked out."

The time has come for the revenge of the cows.

'I'm highly motivated to diet. Unfortunately I'm more motivated to eat.'

His condition is known as Insom-nom-nom-nom-nia.

Monster eating furniture,

"They were not the tastiest mints the swine had eaten, but they kept casting them before him, so he kept on eating them."