Monster Muncher Mugs

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

'Stop calling us monsters already. We're comfort eaters!'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

'Let me have 20% fat, 40% carbohydrate, 40% protein and a cup of tea,'

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

"Cemetery Pie"

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

Motivation

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

'Whoa! Our waiter's online and you should see what he's saying about your tip!'

"It appears it's middle was licked out."

The time has come for the revenge of the cows.

"Yeah, it's so much better than the Jung-and-Run over on 7th."

Man eating 'after work mints'

Naughty Food

'I'm highly motivated to diet. Unfortunately I'm more motivated to eat.'

His condition is known as Insom-nom-nom-nom-nia.

"I always have chicken so I can study the entrails."

'C'mon, Bill, LOOK at the evidence! A fabulous home-made crust, fresh apples, raisins, gourmet vanilla ice cream, and no sign of a struggle. This guy was definitely killed by kindness!'

Monster eating furniture,

"They were not the tastiest mints the swine had eaten, but they kept casting them before him, so he kept on eating them."