Macabre Muncher Pillows

"Cemetery Pie"

'Hey, Jack, our pizza is done.'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"Someone to collect your works, dear."

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

Babies who Lunch.

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

Pizza and Related Searches.

'Let me have 20% fat, 40% carbohydrate, 40% protein and a cup of tea,'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

'I saw my trainer eating here, and that's good enough for me.'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

Meditation Munchies

"I hate how we stigmatize eating by calling it a feeding frenzy."

'I'd like the low-cal enchiladas, the low-sodium corn chips, and the diet margarita.'

'Diet!...Diet!...Diet!...'

'Of course on this new diet, I only count the calories of the food I eat whilst other people are in the room.'

Motivation

Al's Health Spa: You are what you eat.

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

'I'm on a diet -- I only eat illusory things.'