Midnight Muncher Pillows

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

'He likes a little snack before bedtime.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

His condition is known as Insom-nom-nom-nom-nia.

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

Midnight Snack

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Secretive Weigh In.

Full English Breakfast.

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

Bedside Manna.

'He does what he wants - I blame that new manager, Mourinho!'

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

The downside of the cupcake bed.

'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

Munch Master.

'This fridge is fitted with CCTV.'

'I woke up in February, and couldn't get back to sleep, so I got up, killed and ate a moose.'

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

"People are inherently complicated, and if you eat it late enough at night, cereal can be dinner and breakfast!"

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

'You were up four times last night.'