Midnight Munchie Hunter Pillows

Doomed Food Group

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Secretive Weigh In.

Full English Breakfast.

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

Munch Master.

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

Snacks

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

Meditation Munchies

"You asked for runny!"

"Do you have a strain that pairs well with Chunky Monkey?"

Just say no.

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

"Did you order the, eye of newt and bat's wing topping?"

Naughty Food

"It appears it's middle was licked out."

"I'm the Chupacabra, your new family bogeyman! I'm here to scare you into doing what your dad tells you to do!"

"Oh God, look at the colors in that sunset! Pull over, like anywhere...I have the munchies...heh..."

'C'mon, Bill, LOOK at the evidence! A fabulous home-made crust, fresh apples, raisins, gourmet vanilla ice cream, and no sign of a struggle. This guy was definitely killed by kindness!'

"Well, yeah - I am hungry. Dang, it's like you can read my mind."

Monster eating furniture,