Midnight Munchie Hunter Gifts

Doomed Food Group

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Secretive Weigh In.

Full English Breakfast.

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

Munch Master.

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

Snacks

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

Meditation Munchies

Just say no.

"Do you have a strain that pairs well with Chunky Monkey?"

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

"You asked for runny!"

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

"It appears it's middle was licked out."

Naughty Food

"Oh God, look at the colors in that sunset! Pull over, like anywhere...I have the munchies...heh..."

"Did you order the, eye of newt and bat's wing topping?"

"I'm the Chupacabra, your new family bogeyman! I'm here to scare you into doing what your dad tells you to do!"

'C'mon, Bill, LOOK at the evidence! A fabulous home-made crust, fresh apples, raisins, gourmet vanilla ice cream, and no sign of a struggle. This guy was definitely killed by kindness!'

His condition is known as Insom-nom-nom-nom-nia.

Monster eating furniture,