Midnight Snack Seeker Gifts

Twisted Peel considers dream feeding.

24-hour hot dog machine

"I'm the Chupacabra, your new family bogeyman! I'm here to scare you into doing what your dad tells you to do!"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

Student Food Pyramid

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'Mom can I have another apple?'

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

"You complete me."

'Beer? Wassat then?'

The downside of the cupcake bed.

'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'

"It's a map to the vending machines."

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

"It's just - this McDonald's closes at midnight."

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

Bedside Manna.