Midnight Snack Enthusiast Gifts

Dog flap in the fridge.

'I found Cheez Whiz back here!'

'You're right. I should watch what I eat. From now on, I'll leave the refrigerator door open so the light shines on my midnight snack.'

"No more getting up and having to go to the kitchen for a midnight snack."

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

Al doesn't count sheep...

'Bacon, lettuces, peanut butter, pickles, hot dogs, dry food, and something I didn't recognize. God I love midnight.'

Bear: 'I can't sleep, so I'm going to rustle up mid-February snack.'

"Man! I gotta stop snacking on that devil's food cake before bedtime!"

"If you don't plan on snacking at night, then why did you move the refrigerator in here?"

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

Why is it I'm always hungry in the middle of the night?"

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Rage.

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

Love is when you watch television together.

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).