Nighttime Snack Lover Gifts

"It's just - this McDonald's closes at midnight."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Bowled over again!

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

Super Heroes.

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Love is when you watch television together.

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"You were right, I didn't want to stop."

"The bagels are better in New York."

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

Stupid Microwave

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

'Him' Watching the Game to Relax

Cookie Surveillance

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'It's a good source of calcium and contains plenty of flabonoids.'

Empty Calories Vending Machine.